Hannah Montana Linux

This is funny, and scary. It could also be renamed “attack of the tweenies”!

It describes itself as

Meet Hannah Montana Linux or HML for short :

HML is a new Operating System based on Linux Kernel & Kubuntu .

For those of you who are reading this and do not know what a Operating System is let me

explain a Operating System is basically what turn a computer from a useless piece of metal

and wires in to a usable workable system with out it you computer could not do anything

so HML is like BSD Windows and Mac OS X for more info see the About page

Sad thing is, I may just give it a try (hope it is a LiveCD… don’t want to install it) for my daughter…

You can get yours right here!

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/5606/hannahmontanalinux.th.jpg](http://hannahmontana.sourceforge.net/Site/Home.html)

Yayyyyy, first girlie distro for “cool” b-i-t-c-h-e-s :stuck_out_tongue:

No more fears, looks like Disney took the site down. Funny while it lasted!

Tsk tsk tsk, shame! I was planning on loading it rotfl!

>> No more fears, looks like Disney took the site down. Funny while it
>> lasted!
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> Tsk tsk tsk, shame! I was planning on loading it rotfl!

Hah, I was going to grab it also. My daughter would get a kick out of it.

On 7/9/09 4:54 PM, GofBorg wrote:
>>> No more fears, looks like Disney took the site down. Funny while it
>>> lasted!
>> Tsk tsk tsk, shame! I was planning on loading it rotfl!
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> Hah, I was going to grab it also. My daughter would get a kick out of it.
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I believe you can still find it via torrent.

Yeah, me too.

Torrent? I haven’t used torrents, how do I find it?

Would be really cool if Disney would start generating Themes for their shows/movies/etc. I don’t think they realize just how much Linux users customize their systems, probably because Windows and OS X can’t really customize theirs as much.

> Torrent? I haven’t used torrents, how do I find it?
I think the whole thing was a prank actually. I found the torrent link, but
there are no seeders. So either it never really existed, or Disney nuked
it.

LinuxTracker .::. Index->Torrent->Details

LinuxTracker .::. Index->Torrent->Details

So Hannah or is it Miley? What’s so good about HM Linux? AFAICT it’s just a HM wallpaper on standard Ubuntu.

Actually its Kubuntu and yeah, all it really is, is wallpaper and theming (pink and purple stuff). Looks to be KDE 4.

I’m waiting for…

Michael Jackson Linux… aaauuuuuuuuuu…grabs crotch… hiiiiiiiiiiiihiiiiiiiiiiiii… “I love you so much, kids ;)”… moonwalks
Osama Bin Laden Linux… “the terrorist inside”
OJ Simpson Linux… “kidnappers on the loose”
Chaney Linux… “paranoid secretive lying bastards at your service”
Walker Bush Linux… “evolution is a myth!.. God created Earth and it’s only 10.000 years old!.. viva El Republicano!”
Sarkozy Linux… “police state at your service… three strikes and you’re out!”
Reiser Linux… “the killer instinct”
Schwarzenegger Linux… “I’ll be back!”
Paris Hilton Linux… “as dumb as you want”
Lindsay Lohan Linux… “stealin’ drunken biotches”

Hahaha, very good. :smiley:

But would MJ Linux fail to even power on? lol!

@ ken_yap
I very much doubt if it’ll power on :smiley: but who knows. Maybe he secretively cloned himself :stuck_out_tongue:

Also a small revision/upgrade…

Osama Bin Laden Linux v2… “the terrorist inside… Allah Akbar!.. Jihad to the unfaithful!”
Sarah Palin Linux… “Canadian MILF email hackfest@your_house.com
Obama Linux… “Luther King’s dream came true”
Putin Linux… “just looks at you with this frozen threatening expression, ready to do some kung-fu on you… wattaaaaaaaaaaa yaaaaaaaaa”
Hitler Linux… “die Juden!!!.. die Juden!!!..” goes crazy
Richard Ramirez Linux… “The night stalker Linux distro… for when you feel lonely and need some attention”
Tony Blair Linux… “ma biotch is Bush, ma biotch is Bush!.. sing with me!”
Tom Cruise Linux… “I mean, pheeeewwwww I was blown away when I read the Scientology Bible,… you know what I’m sayin’? Man, this is some serious business. I mean, it all made sense to me and I knew I gotta do something…”
Penelope Cruz Linux… “probably the most gorgeous distro in the world, if you don’t mind the spelling mistakes and wrong pronunciation here and there ;)”
Sarah Conner / John Conner Linux… “nuclear doomsday not so far away”

Nietzsche linux - AKA Überpinguin

lol, more like nihilism and apathy distro. Humans will never reach ubermensch level, not until they cut off stupidity, brutality, irrational thinking, etc. There’s too much animal nature in humans (duh!) and I doubt they’ll transform themselves that easily. Not if mother nature gets first and wipes them out for the atrocities, damage, abuse, etc they have caused to nature itself. Humans are the only known mammal that exploits and destroys its own living environment which is collectively shared by other species as well

Heheh, You should see what happens when you try to open some programs…

When opening Abiwriter

A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends.

or trying to log onto root.

He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying.

lol, these sound like directly taken from that program that displays wise quotes/sentences from famous and respected people… arrrrr, I forgot its name, what’s it called again? :slight_smile:

Those sound too positive. I liked the program that gave you cynical quotes like:

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

This and other sayings are at despair.com/lithographs.html but I’m too cheap to actually buy a poster so I just practice their precepts. Whenever I struggle with some technical material and just want to fall sleep, I turn to the Motivation Lithograph. :smiley: