Technical Jokes


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Thank you!!

Wow nice to see the thread is still alive :slight_smile: Thanks for the great jokes everyone.

To run this programm you must write # include<stdlib.h>
and to the end system(“pause”):wink:

On 2011-01-19 13:03, DenverD wrote:
> glistwan wrote:
>> Q: How to generate a random string ?
>> A: Put a fresh student in front of vi and tell him to quit.
>
> very nice!! all three were good but i’ve lived though the first one
> more than once…and early on learned the easiest way out of vi was to
> remove power from the machine!

X’-)

I killed the telnet session I had used to start vi.

I did not know that I could open a second telnet session to use “kill” or
to read the manual and find out how to exit vi.


Cheers / Saludos,

Carlos E. R.
(from 11.2 x86_64 “Emerald” at Telcontar)

An O’Reilly book

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LOL. Thanks for posting this :slight_smile:

Best regards,
Greg