Technical Jokes

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Very nice!!!rotfl!:stuck_out_tongue:

22

I concur :slight_smile: really funny. Thanks for posting.

Best regards,
Greg

23

Do you read my jokes???

24

See this Comuters in ancient Hellas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OcOI6eZvLw

25

Are You talking about those You have translated from Greek ? If so then yes I’ve read them but I think I don’t get the Greek sense of humour :stuck_out_tongue:

Best regards,
Greg

26

Of course you can not find the greek sense of humour because you are not Greek

27

Or it could be that your translation skills are so poor that the joke is unreadable.

Sorry mate :stuck_out_tongue:

28

Spoken like a true Greek! I loved your “Santiago” comic strip and even got a laugh out of my non-geeky girlfriend.

Humor seldom translates. I’m sure some ancient Greek must have said that.

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If you like ancient Greek see this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OcOI6eZvLw

30

I read them and understood them.

Variation on mom on toilet joke:

Totos went to church with his mother. While in church he said, “Mommy, I have to pee.”
His mother said to Totos, “It’s not nice to say the word ‘pee’ in church.
So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper.’”
2 weeks later Totos was at church with his father and during the service said to his father, “Daddy, I have to whisper.”
The father looked at him and said, “Okay, whisper in my ear.”

31

I like it!!
It is very good. I can not find it!!!
The toilet joke is great.

32

Good one on Dilbert this morning.

http://www.dilbert.com/strips/comic/2011-02-03/

33

Good one on Dilbert this morning.

http://www.lessaid.net/fun/apt-get-wife.png

34

Good one on Dilber this morning.

http://www.dilbert.com/strips/comic/2011-02-03/

35

Good one on Dilbert this morning.

http://www.dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/100000/10000/1000/700/111748/111748.strip.gif

36

I thought this one was quite funny

http://www.jeffpalm.com/fox/fox.jpg

37

Best joke I’ve seen in my IT life is on each of our systems, try if you don’t believe it:


knurpht@KnurPhT:~>su -c 'zypper in dog'
.....
Continue [y/n/?]: y
.....
Installs dog-1.7-187.139 [done]

man dog

DOG(1)                                                                                      User Manuals                                                                                      DOG(1)



NAME
       dog - better than cat

Laughing my head off when I first saw it, still makes me smile.

38

There is something I would like to translate from Turkish;

If you feel down when you turn off your modem,
If you got “@” in all your addresses in your notebook,
If you can’t communicate with your mother, when you have no internete connection,
If your wife/husbans said to you “NO! Computer cannot come into bed!”
If you considered changing your chair to a closet
If you turn your head sidewards when you smile
If you count as 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,a,b,c,d,e
If your dreams are 256 color
If you double click buttons on the elevator

Maybe you should take a break from the internet …

39

I like it because it combines the reality with programming but it is not with my favorite programming language, C++.
Anyway I like it!!!;):)rotfl!
I also like it because it is a programming joke and I love programming!!!

40

Yeah I thought it was quite good. Found it searching google.