It is sad to report that MattB did not survive his trek to find help from the Poachers of the new merged Lowland and Upland SUSE Users. He unfortunately encountered the the fierce NNTP! (Naked Novell Tribal Programmers) and was overcome with emotions that are not suitable for a public audience. This group is known for cannibalism and C+ usage so it is no wonder MattB was overwhelmed.
A programming note- Normally the International Geographical Society shows the Tribal people but since there are no Females of the species we have forgone doing so in this matter! I think viewers understand (How are we to get ratings if there is no Naked Women?? Sheesh!)*
For all those who have supported the research of MattB we wish to extend our sympathies and a request that you support some other Forum member that need your Tokens. The work of MattB will be carried on some day perhaps in a new forum.
I am sure if MattB had survived he would have wished everyone the best (actually he would have said some rather profane things, demanded free drinks, made off with the Forums receipts and/or ladies, and done something rude and perhaps disgusting, but we should not say bad things about the departed…) just as we join with him in doing so.
Adios, Auf Widershin, Aloha, Sayonarra, Parting is such sweet sorrow and goodbye!
This doesn’t really make sense.
MattB died years ago and was sent back as MattBClassic to keep peace on earth. The post refers to MattB and not MattBClassic, so it doesn’t necessarily mean that he’s leaving.
Besides, MattBClassic can’t leave. I still have his moonshine.