Did you ever had the feeling that your life is boring and empty? Do you feel that it is difficult to get up in the morning? Do you feel floppy after your work?
If you answer one question out of three with yes, then it is time for openSUSE!
openSUSE brings back life to your computer and to you. The green colour of the desktop Wallpaper makes you feel like you are living in a forest and gives oxygen to your room.
The bootsplash makes your heart jumping and it strengthens your blood circulation.
After installing openSUSE you will be a different, a happier and a better fellow.
I’ll be certain NOT to show this thread to my wife. She already is jealous of the some lady she calls Suzie, and the time Suzie takes away from me, … although I keep telling my wife its not Suzie nor SuSE, but its openSUSE and its not a woman, its a computer operating system !! But that does not seem to alleviate the wife’s concerns. :\
Then one day it turns pitch black! The room’s oxygen level begins to fall. No wallpaper; heart racing; blood pumping; and then euphoria turns to fear… As the beads of sweat begin condensing on your brow, you struggle to recall whether backups were taken during the period of green utopia. As the nausea arrives at the back of your throat, you begin to have grave doubts about launching the small but perfectly formed green applet on its latest mission. Gradually, reality dawns as you slowly contemplate the aftermath of the latest kernel update… Now you’re :\ more clearly.
Worry not! If…
you ever had the feeling that your life is boring and empty
We have ways to change all that.
