No to 'Death Star Project' in US!

A recent story has come to light in the US concerning the “We the People” web site and a petition there concerning the wish of its voters for the US to build a Death Star space ship as depicted in the famous Star Wars movies. The petition was reported to have had some 34,000 signatures at last count.

http://paste.opensuse.org/view/download/60746982

Finally, a White House spoksman, Paul Shawcross, chief of the White House budget offices’s science and space branch responded with a firm “no” to the project citing a “lack of US support for blowing up planets, its high estimated cost, close to a quintillion dollars, and a fatal design flaw exposed by one Luke Skywalker”. Of course this should be the end then of this silly story, but a recent blog report on a Microsoft supported web site stated that a HP report on the upgrade cost of Windows PC’s to using Linux was the reason the cost was so high to build the Death Star as a lower cost might have allowed a more serious consideration of the project.

http://paste.opensuse.org/view/download/81507537

However, an undercover source was quoted as saying Linus Torvalds told him that the higher cost of the project, about 0.350 quintillion dollars, was required in order to gather up all of the world PC’s running Windows 8 in “Secure Boot” mode and then shipping them to Mars. Once they arrive on Mars, all of the Windows 8 PC’s should be placed into a mosaic pattern on the planets surface that resembles a target on the side facing earth on the date the Death Star was expected to be completed using Linux computers.

http://paste.opensuse.org/view/download/5828428

It is my understanding that Linus Torvalds was unavailable for comment when this story was first fabricated. So you decide, what was the truth?

Thank You,

The truth is ancient astronauts wrote Windows 8 because they hate MSFT.

i think they should convert moon into a death star instead of building one
And they should use GNOME 3.8 based rip off w* 10.x as the software where you have 3d tiles and these tiles get project around the user.
It should also incorporate early versions of untested cylindrical projection mojo
http://www.nvcc.edu/home/nvportg/Art%20283/09%20Anatomical%20alteration/CylindricalProjection.jpg

This thread proves that we are running out of new topics to BS about around here…

I would not consider it to be BS (for Bulletin Sheet in the Trade), but rather enhanced news.

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Now some fool on the we the people site is trying to garner support for a post super bowl monday holiday. I guess this site is like cake to the masses.

Sounds good to me. We could limit it to any town within 2000 miles of where the super bowl was held. You would not want to go overboard and let everyone off.

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