rotfl! So perceptive. ;)lol!
Hmm, an inconsistent wife, mixing infix and reverse polish notation. lol!
lol! That means she’s lucky being married to that programmer who hasn’t understood her limitations.
Women don’t work consistently, but periodically. 
Bring me the programmer that can deal with booleans like “Somehow false”, “More or less true”
Or “you should have turned right 1/2 km ago”. lol!
You would have more success with “Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia”. lol!