Spoke to my friend Flark today.
After congratulating me on the membership of the Forum Team, he immediately claimed to be responsible for at least 3% of my devotion to openSUSE !!
Flark, here’s some of the 3% in return:
Post, man !! Become active !! Post !!
Yes I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for the fascinating problems that give my brain a good workout and stave off alz, alz, oh I forget the name of that disease that degrades your brain. lol!
IIRC it’s Alzomething 
Valium makes you eh…what was I saying?
Thanks man! But thinking it over again, I think it must be at least 3.5%-4.2%… Yes, I’m guilty. And because of that I just know I’ll have to become more active.
Knurpht’s made me realize that we’re all on the same planet. Again.
BTW: This post increases my total with a whole 20%!!!
IIRC it’s Alzomething
Wasn’t that “Albrainerz” disease?
@Knurpht: Congratulations! I know that you merit the new position. Thank you for the good work.
Thanks a lot. I feel we’re all doing it together.