Best hardware firewall in the world

  1. One human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information
  2. One sperm cell contains half of that info
  3. 1 ml of semen contains approx. 100 M sperm cells
  4. On average, ejaculation lasts 5 s and releases 2.25 ml of semen
  5. Thus the throughput of a male’s “tool” is
    ((75 MB / 2) x 100 M x 2.25 mL) / 5 s = 1,687,500,000,000,000 B/s = 1,688 TB/s

It turns out that the female egg withstands this DDoS attack of 1,688 T/s letting only one selected data packet which seems to be the best hardware firewall in the world. However that one packet, which it passes, knocks out the system for 9 months…

I knew it was you, the creator of kSexinfo :wink:

Are these results from personal experiments? :wink:

It sounds like you have done a lot of “research” :wink: to find that out rotfl!

Can’t be much fun if he has to stop to measure those numbers. lol!

However, most of this is duplicate information (DNA). If you zip it :slight_smile: you’d get less than 160 GB, perhaps? Still a lot of info, though.

Great! Thanks for that ^^

I can see it now, a new pickup line about testing security together. lol!