Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 17

Thread: Alarming global conspiracy??

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Kln, Deutschland
    Posts
    1,054

    Default Alarming global conspiracy??

    Most mornings I like to start the day by eating 2 delicious boiled eggs.

    Is it just me that's being picked on, or does anyone else notice that sometimes the egg is upside down in the shell?

    The egg looks normal in every way, and I always make sure I put them in the egg-cooker the proper way up (pointy end down!), and even take the added precaution of floating the eggs in water beforehand to make sure I get the floaty end.

    I'm starting to think this is a global conspiracy by either the animal rights mob, or even more frightening, the chickens themselves!

    Imagine the global mayhem caused by chickens randomly deciding to make an upside down egg!

    The mental anguish caused could be catastrophic.

    And it doesn't end there, I've noticed that eggs are becoming more oval than pointy, some eggs have no point at all causing mass confusion in the kitchen.

    Is this by design or global pollution?

    We need to stamp this behaviour out now before it takes hold globally.

    Who knows where it will end, maybe the chickens are about to take over! Evolution in progress .

    Sorry, as you can tell I was a little bored this morning .
    HP dv6645, Nvidia 8400m-gs, KDE 4.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Finland, European Union
    Posts
    1,879

    Default Re: Alarming global conspiracy??

    Here's something for you to digest;
    YouTube - Smoking Lettuce: Auto Tune the News #5

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    UTC+10
    Posts
    9,683
    Blog Entries
    4

    Default Re: Alarming global conspiracy??

    Repeat after me: The men in the white coats who will turn up at my door are my friends. The men in the white coats who will turn up at my door are my friends.

    There you are, you'll all set now.

  4. #4
    goldie NNTP User

    Default Re: Alarming global conspiracy??

    > Repeat after me: -The men in the white coats who will turn up at my door
    > are my friends


    agree! Mr. GrowBag is in serious need of a tune up, past WELL
    overdue....and maybe a fsck, defrag and RAM dump..

    --
    goldie

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Sydney, Australia
    Posts
    1,021

    Default Re: Alarming global conspiracy??

    He should contact "Boycott Novell". They might know who's behind the egg conspiracy.
    Günter

    Desk: Tumbleweed, KDE 5, AMD Ryzen 5 3400G, 16Gb, 120Gb SSD, 2 SATA.
    Lap: Thinkpad T430, Tumbleweed, Intel i5, 8Gb, SSD.

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    5,500

    Default Re: Alarming global conspiracy??

    Probably not a hidden conspiracy. Just search through the mass of EU food legislation, including for example only allowing straight bananas, and not allowing mishapen vegetables (no, not the EU legislators ). It was only a matter of time before pointy eggs were made illegal. Suggest you have a word with your Euro MP, they can usually be found aboard the gravy train. HTH.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Memphis, TN
    Posts
    62

    Default Re: Alarming global conspiracy??

    Sometimes you can find yourself in parts of these forums that your mother warned you about..... Interesting discussion here.
    System: IntelCore 2 Quad 6600, Asus P5Q Deluxe,8 GB Corsair XMS, NVidia GTS 250 512Mb
    OS: OpenSuse 11.1 x64; 2.6.27...; KDE 4.3 Dual-boot w/ Windows 7 RC

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Connecticut, USA
    Posts
    2,295
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default Re: Alarming global conspiracy??

    Quote Originally Posted by ken_yap View Post
    Repeat after me: The men in the white coats who will turn up at my door are my friends. The men in the white coats who will turn up at my door are my friends.

    There you are, you'll all set now.
    They're coming to take me away, he he
    They're coming to take me away, ha ha
    Ho ho, he he, ha ha
    "Linux provides freedom, problem is most users don't know what it is or how to use it." ~me
    Friends don't let Friends wear red shirts on away parties!
    Linux User #477531 | Danbury Area Computer Society (www.dacs.org)

  9. #9

    Default Re: Alarming global conspiracy??

    Don't know about eggs... But this carrot makes me nervous.

    Cooking With Coldcut - Video

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Bochum, Germany
    Posts
    3,587

    Default Re: Alarming global conspiracy??

    On 08/31/2009 consused wrote:
    > including for example only allowing straight bananas,


    Queer bananas have never been illegal in the EU! <G>
    (It was cucumbers, and that regulation is no more, to be fair)

    Uwe

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •