I'm starting to think that *nothing* on openSUSE that tries to connect to the internet will work. You see, in the midst of trying to get just Adobe Flash Player to install, I opened the package manager but of course got this error:

Download failed:
Download (curl) error for 'http://download.opensuse.org/distribution/11.1/repo/non-oss/content <cuts off here>
Error code: Connection failed
Error message: Couldn't resolve host 'download.opensuse.org'
Great.