An oldie, but still very funny to read........

Star Wars comes to Holyhead as Darth Vader strikes back in Jedi's back garden - Telegraph

"Jedi Master Jonba Hehol - known to family and friends as Barney Jones, 36, of Holyhead - was giving a TV interview in his back garden for a documentary when a man, dressed in a black bin-bag and wearing Darth Vader's trademark shiny black helmet, leapt over his garden fence....."