> right. i would to ask you permission to rip that off. i am SOOOOOOOO
> taking that, and using it!!!

You are welcome. Anyway, I didn't write it. Instead, I saw it on a bulletin
board in about '94 or so. Of course, back then it didn't get past the history of
the then lipsticked 16 bit pig named 3.1.

By the way, "2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition" gets over
10,000 hits at Google...and, I'd guess none of them refer to Novell! (And, won't
until MSFT buys enough voting stock to take over.)